The odd life of a K-pop fan (part1)

The odd life of a K-pop fan :

1.  Stay up all night to read fanfics.

2.  Go around my friend’s classroom to look for Korean’s picture on her table (there’s KARA, SungKyu, Krystal and 4Minute so far).

3.  Join the random people who sing K-pop songs.

4.  Always join random people who talk about K-pop.

5.  A girl (to her friend who stand next to me) : If you are EXO fan, come and sit here.
Me : *sit next to her*

6.  Watch Running Man when there’s no cartoon.

7.  The other girls in my school in my school will cry if she doesn’t meet her boyfriend but, I’ll cry if I meet my long-not-to-see boyfriend (bias).

8.  Me : *sleepy in class*
Geography teacher said “Korea”.

Me : *immediately awake*

9.  My classmates said “Girls’ Generation” and I imagine ByunTaeng.

10.                Sings Kai’s rap in MaxStep when answering Math Test (it’s fun).

11.                Imagine Luhan as a baby.

12.                Me : *listen to the radio in car* *sang I Got A Boy’s rap by YoonA and HyoYeon*
Dad : O_O!!

13.                Sing aloud random K-pop songs in car to a vacation.

14.                I’m a prefect in school and we are not allowed to make couple.
Me : YoSeob, Kris, Sehun, Sungmin, Chanyeol, Zelo, HimChan, Luhan, Zico, L, Hoya……….

15.                Me : *sleepy*
Fanfics : Read me~ Read me~

Me : https://www.asianfanfics.com *awake when see scenarios*

16.                Other boys : Search for porns

Other girls : Search for make-up and others
K-pop boys : SNSD, 2NE1, Juniel, Kara, T-ara, Secret, and others.
K-pop girls : Super Junior, DBSK, EXO, Beast, Big Bang, abs, crotch grabbing, hot Korean, Kkamjong and others.

17.                Hall of Fame lyrics : You can talk to god just banging on his door.
Me : Should I do that to Siwon, Heechul, Kris’s doors?

18.                There’s Yuri picture on my friend’s desk.
Boy : She’s YoonA.
Girl : SeoHyun!
Me : You guys are new in SNSD? That’s Yuri.
Boy : She’s YoonA .

Girl : She’s SeoHyun.
Me : She’s Yuri, bitches!

19.                Note for myself : don’t watch concert online or you will cry again

20.                Always watch variety show and record them if there’s my biases there.

21.                Do Cutie Player in class when teacher are not around.

22.                My friend (new exotic) : EXO is great. The oldest is Suho and the youngest Luhan and Xiumin, right?
Me : Don’t compare the age by their babyfaces.

23.                This is just a joke .

Saw a panda : You look great Tao gege even the clothes off.

Saw an alpaca : Ace~! Where’s Kris?
Eat a bacon : *cry* Sorry, Baekkie. You are delicious.
Saw a ferret : *search for Chanyeol* He must be around here.
Eat a bun : *cry again* XiuXiu, go to a better place, it’s my stomach.

Bought an oreo : I got one of Sehun.
Make O_O face : D.O’s better.

Saw a gull : Gull, I can’t explain what I feel. Marhaejwo naege what is love.

Hug my grandpa : Suho~

Saw a pink luggage in the airport : KAI!! WHERE ARE YOU???!??!?!?!

Saw a unicorn doll : Must buy some for Lay.

Saw a baby : Bitch, your son/daughter is ugly. How can an adult can be more cute than you.! Bitch, baby. Imma climb your bed and creep you to death.

Will be continued..